NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Hahaha xD it's like that game where you have to push in the crocodile's teeth, wondering when he will snap closed!
"Will this beat produce a spr-" "Oop XwX yep that was the beat!"

Granted! But sadly the viewers don't enjoy it too much as they are sprayed and gassed firmly (it's part of the experience man! Come on!)

I wish Spilo and I had a shield for rotten tomatoes!

 

[Mambi]

I wish Spilo and I had a shield for rotten tomatoes!

GRANTED! <the genie hands you two small pot lids a little over a paw width's wide with a handle in the center. Hey, you didn't say an effective shield!>

I wish I had more rotten tomatoes to pummel them with. <evil maniacal laughter>

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, >w< but I'll look super sad at you and maybe that'll make you feel guilty? Possibly? I may be grown up, but I can still do the puppy dog eyes :D Look



:I it seems it's effectiveness has worn off.


I wish the rotten tomatoes would turn into tasty dog treats! :D

 

[Mambi]

Granted, >w< but I'll look super sad at you and maybe that'll make you feel guilty? Possibly? I may be grown up, but I can still do the puppy dog eyes :D Look



:I it seems it's effectiveness has worn off.


I wish the rotten tomatoes would turn into tasty dog treats! :D

GRANTED! <the soft tomatoes instantly turn into hardened dog bone-shaped treats, pummeling you painfully as they rain down upon your head>

I wish I could share beautiful places with friends...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but because you are so friendly the whole city is at the beautiful place overcrowding it

I wish we all were in the same time zone

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <the earth stops spinning, rendering the need for time zones irrelevant as we all live in a permanent state of day, night, or twilight in between. People travel over the world now just to see the sun, or wait entire seasons for their turn to bask in warmth while the other half freezes.>

I wish I could feel what the maximum literal tolerable peak of pure physical pleasure possible was like safely.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

GRANTED! <the earth stops spinning, rendering the need for time zones irrelevant as we all live in a permanent state of day, night, or twilight in between. People travel over the world now just to see the sun, or wait entire seasons for their turn to bask in warmth while the other half freezes.>

I wish I could feel what the maximum literal tolerable peak of pure physical pleasure possible was like safely.

Granted, but now you desire meloncoly

I wish coffee didn't make me pee

 

[Faust]

Granted! But it's gotta come out one end or the other, so now it makes you puke.

I wish I could shoot lightning from my fingers

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but shooting the lightening causes you to become a lightening rod.

Hey rod, are you new here?

I wish I could climb mountains

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, you can! But at the top of every mountain you climb there is an insurance sales person who won't shut up, making enjoying the view very difficult!


I wish insurance sales people would get the hint; no, I don't want to reevaluate my insurance AGAIN! In fact, could you just pay if I have an accident and call it a day? >:U bleh!

 

[Faust]

I assume 'Bleh!' is part of the wish. You are attacked by a Dracula. Bleh! But since it's not an accident, your insurance refuses to pay out.

I wish for a vitamin pill.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is made for elephants so it is the same size of your bat body

I wish I could hear the color purple

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <hands you some burning-man quality acid and a PHISH concert recording>

I wish I could wish for greater wishes.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they misunderstood great for grate and now you have a giant pile of cheese graters in your room

I wish I would not get hungry before lunch time

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted! Now you get hungry after lunch time!
D: the hunger... no matter what I eat... it doesn't go away!

I wish I could lose some weight :3

 

[Faust]

Granted! You know those dumb bells you bought to try and get more exercise? They're gone.

I wish for happy funtimes for all my furry friends!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is in the prison yard for only 1 hour a day

I wish I could reach my furpals by secret underground tunnels

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, however, they are inhabited by hunters who are hungry for some bunny and thus super scary tunnels to navigate! Here Bun, take this pistol, flashlight, communications wire, compass, and bayonet with you!


I wish I could have a secret underground railway system that would connect me to my furpals :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they quickly become rusted and inhabited by clowns

I wish I could cook like a Michelin chef

 

[Faust]

I wish I could cook like a Michelin chef

Granted! Now all your food tastes like old tires!

I wish for a golden idol, like the one Indiana Jones got.