NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you will always be followed by the giant boulder

I wish I would stop. Worrying so much

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <you are kidnapped by a private "collector" and injected with regular doses of morphine and MDMA to make you the perfect complaint obedient sex slave...no worries or thoughts at all as your every moment is dictated by pleasing whichever "master" you've been assigned to that hour...>

I wish I could host an awesome party for my closest furry friends...

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but you are really close to said friends. In fact, all of the furry bodies stick together (we have all been extra filthy) :O

I wish we had a bathtub filled with soapy water :O

 

[Lenago]

Granted, but its my bathtub with me still in there taking a bath....WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE EVEN DOING HERE?!

I wish to have some ding dong privacy

 

[Simo the Skunk]

Granted! Whenever your 'ding dong' is exposed, anyone who sees it flees as if they've seen a ghost.

I wish everything made of out of metal-cars, knives, bridges, pots, pans-was instead made out of bouncy, inflatable PVC.

 

[Faust]

Granted! Know what happens when you heat a PVC cooking pan? Lethal fumes! Wheeeeee! Cooking is now officially more dangerous than cars.

I wish for a carbon fibre jockstrap.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! You get the newest military invention, spray-on kevlar jockstraps! For when the enemy attacks you unexpectedly at the camp and you're still completely naked!!
Unfortunately, because it's still a prototype, you can't seem to get them off, they're literally stuck to your body, and now your peepee can't get out.

Don't worry, once they iron the kinks out, they'll expand the line to other clothing. Why did they start with jockstraps thou, no one knows!

Damn, this invention sounds so good, I'll wish for it! I wish more sprayable latex clothes existed!

 

[Faust]

They kinda do...

Sustainable Spray-On Clothing Technology Turns Into Fabric Instantly | Bit Rebels

This spray-on clothing instantly turns into non-woven fabric when it hits your skin. It can be returned to liquid format to spray on you over & over again.

bitrebels.com

Of course, you can't put it on yourself because it has to be sprayed from quite a long distance, and the person who comes around to apply it for you is really pervy. Also your fur gets stuck in it, so when your assistant tries to take it off, it all comes away like a giant band-aid, leaving you naked and furless. Which... turns out to be Mr Pervy McSprayPants' biggest fetish.

I wish for a fishing rod that can catch anything I want, and not just fish.

 

[Spilo]

They kinda do...

Sustainable Spray-On Clothing Technology Turns Into Fabric Instantly | Bit Rebels

This spray-on clothing instantly turns into non-woven fabric when it hits your skin. It can be returned to liquid format to spray on you over & over again.

bitrebels.com

Of course, you can't put it on yourself because it has to be sprayed from quite a long distance, and the person who comes around to apply it for you is really pervy. Plus, of course, your fur gets stuck in it, so when your assistant tries to take it off, it all comes away like a giant band-aid, leaving you naked and furless. Which... turns out to be Mr Pervy McSprayPants' biggest fetish.

Oh gosh, that's amazing!
That's where money should be going!

Damn, I guess that reminds me of a comic...

XD XD!

And granted! It catches a skunk, who just happened to have drunk the contents of a can of spray-on clothes, and who sprays you upon making eye contact. Thus you turn into a kinky rubber bat with shiny latex skin!

I wish I could see that again, 'cause it was hilarious! :P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, nut it becomes Groundhog day and that is all you see

I wish we all could play in a giant bouncy house that will not be punctured by all of out claws

 

[Faust]

Granted! Welcome to Faust the Latex Bat's inflatable rubber dungeon!



I wish I could create art of this quality as fast as my generative AI can.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you do it so fast you now have time to feed the bunny her desires

I wish I coould fly like a bat

 

[metatherat]

Alright, but every time you fly, you end up lying down in a baseball field :P

I wish that giant bats were a viable method of commuting to work.

 

[Faust]

Granted! Now hold still while Enormous Babe Ruth swats you across the city.

I wish to be a Transformer (the robot kind, not the kind that lets you plug your electrical equipment into different voltage supplies!)

 

[Spilo]

Alright, but every time you fly, you end up lying down in a baseball field :P

I wish that giant bats were a viable method of commuting to work.

Granted! But now you no longer have cars with few bird poop smears, but cars completely COVERED in guano, which is also VERY smelly!

I, uh, wish the giant bad guano could be used for something more beneficial... electricity perhaps?


(I know the post got ninja'd, but I couldn't let this opportunity slide :P)

Granted! Now hold still while Enormous Babe Ruth swats you across the city.

I wish to be a Transformer (the robot kind, not the kind that lets you plug your electrical equipment into different voltage supplies!)

Ah, there you are!

You are the robot that transforms guano into clean energy! So, a Transformer :P

I wish, I wish there were more Transformers that converted waste into clean energy... That's sooo coool!

 

[Mambi]

I wish, I wish there were more Transformers that converted waste into clean energy... That's sooo coool!

GRANTED: <Your toilet is now a transformer...and it talks to you the whoooole time your trying to poop>

I wish everything talked like in a Disney movie.

 

[Faust]

Granted! Now, every time you use it, you have to listen to your toilet screaming "Wait, what are you doing? No! NO! NOT IN MY MOUTH YOU BARBARIAN! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHBLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB"

And if you think that's bad, wait until you refuel your car.

I wish to poop rainbows

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but a trail of glitter falls out of your butt everytime you poop

I wish I had a pet Unicorn

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but as a symbol of purity, the unicorn turns out to be annoyingly judgemental. Especially for a great big horse that poops all over your floor as much as it does.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But he eats all your yogurt and food!

But that's not the most shocking thing about it... The most shocking thing about the tiny dragon is that HE FARTS FIRE!! THAT'S SO LIT!!!

Anyways, let's wish no wildfire happened, there :3