You didn't wish for ratnything :O
Well, I wish for more rat puns.
Well, I wish for more rat puns.
NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed
- Thread starter Simo the Skunk
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Grantsked! But the rat puns get very old very quickly, so everyskunk now uses scentsational skunk puns like rightskunknow!
I skunkwish for the phrase "Smell ya later" to become more widely skunused!
I skunkwish for the phrase "Smell ya later" to become more widely skunused!
Granted, the phrase is now sk-unused, nobody uses it :O
I wish the phrase was skunkused instead :3
I wish the phrase was skunkused instead :3
You beat me to it! Must type faster....
Granted! 'Skunkused' now means 'Smell you later' and is therefore also never used.
I wish I could type faster.
Giggles Just wanted to see who of you two would on the technicality, and it seems smaller paws/fingers are faster :P
So, that means...
Granted!
So, that means...
Granted!
Now your hands have become the size of a mouse's paw... without your body proportionally adjusting itself. Enjoy typing with extremely tiny hands :P
I wish this wish was attached to the post above.
It is... but that post is now attached to Faust's cute rodent-hand, and everyone is so enthralled by it that everyone just keeps "aww"-ing at it and the whole thread stalls :O
I wish the cute rodent-hands were EVEN MOREE CUTEE :O
Granted, but now everyfur is touching your EVEN MORE CUTE RODENT-HANDS
*I wish meta had his RODENT-HANDS free so he could enjoy more pantry food
*I wish meta had his RODENT-HANDS free so he could enjoy more pantry food
Granted! I will not charge Meta any money for keeping his rodent hands. I will, however, be making him pay rent on his feet. $500 a month seems fair.
I wish for a rent book to keep track of how much Meta owes me.
I wish for a rent book to keep track of how much Meta owes me.
Granted, but the pantry rats get very hungry since @Lenago forgot to stock the pantry so they ate the pages
I wish Faust had a perfect memory to remember how much Meta owes him
I wish Faust had a perfect memory to remember how much Meta owes him
I wish people talked about me and skunks more often and in a aggrandizing way instead of meta and rats.
Granted! But all rats die and disappear from existence and skunks win always.
Granted! But their praise is so aggrandising and over-the-top that everyone assumes they're being sarcastic.
I wish for the world to adopt the following new punctuation marks:
Granted, but while I am granting that wish I accidentally wave my backslashterisk instead of my fairy genie wand, causing punctuation to go everywhere.
I wish someone helped me push all of these punctuation marks into the thread's corner.
I wish someone helped me push all of these punctuation marks into the thread's corner.
Granted! Unfortunately, in the process, somebody accidentally removes your colon. Ow.
I wish for jambalaya!
I wish for jambalaya!
GRANTED!! <you are teleported to Lousiana in front of a restaurant specializing in it...but back many decades. They refuse to serve you out of judgemental spite while you're forced to smell the deliciousness that they are keeping from you.>
I wish there were 48 hours in a day and we only slept as desired rather than needed.
I wish there were 48 hours in a day and we only slept as desired rather than needed.
Granted, but you must now work 30 hour shifts on workdays and 8 hour shifts on your days off
I wish Mambis realm was real
I wish Mambis realm was real
Granted, but it's right next to @Spilo's realm. The smell is overpowering :O
I wish we all had our own realms, right next to each other :3
I wish we all had our own realms, right next to each other :3
Granted, but we have no way to cross between them.
Noooooo ;w; Meta, you're right there yet so out of reaaaach!
I wish there was an annual FurryPile convention :3 where we can be super furry together IRL.
Noooooo ;w; Meta, you're right there yet so out of reaaaach!
I wish there was an annual FurryPile convention :3 where we can be super furry together IRL.
Granted! But each year all memories and evidence of the previous year's are erased :O
I wish for an absolutely pawsome return to the Pile!! :D :D
I wish for an absolutely pawsome return to the Pile!! :D :D
Granted, but there's possibly some nosey new members who lack the human decency (I guess we are animals) to respect personal space!
Hello Ravofox my name is Wuff-Wuff! Who are you? How are you ^w^ are you a fox? I like your Cape! Where did you get it? Do you like Music? Oh I love music!
I wish for ALL the information on Ravofox xD
(in all honesty :D It's lovely you've returned!)
Hello Ravofox my name is Wuff-Wuff! Who are you? How are you ^w^ are you a fox? I like your Cape! Where did you get it? Do you like Music? Oh I love music!
I wish for ALL the information on Ravofox xD
(in all honesty :D It's lovely you've returned!)