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[Wuff-Wuff]

You do, or did! Hace mucho tiempo!

When was that actually Lenago :3 must've been a long time ago, not like now; the NORMAL SHENANIGANs are back :D jee! Satan, do the thing where you turn into a dog again! You know, like when you did that whole deal thing about the impossibility of long lasting happiness?


A bit late, but I wish to know the words to "the Fields of Athenry", as since the people at O'Lenagh's felt so passionate about it, it must be good!
Outch my limbs :'3

 

[Faust]

Granted! Here ya go! Prepare yourself for misery!
(Honestly, the Irish are to songs what the Russians are to novels)

The Fields of Athenry
(Pete St. John)

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Michael, they have taken you away
For you stole Trevelyan's corn
So the young might see the morn
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay

[Chorus]
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free
Against the famine and the crown
I rebelled; they cut me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity

[Chorus]

By a lonely harbour wall
She watched the last star falling
As the prison ship sailed out against the sky
For she'll live and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry

[Chorus x 2]

I wish to write an even more miserable Irish ballad than that.

 

[Ravofox]

Granted! Here ya go! Prepare yourself for misery!
(Honestly, the Irish are to songs what the Russians are to novels)

The Fields of Athenry
(Pete St. John)

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Michael, they have taken you away
For you stole Trevelyan's corn
So the young might see the morn
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay

[Chorus]
Low lie the fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly
Our love was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matters, Mary, when you're free
Against the famine and the crown
I rebelled; they cut me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity

[Chorus]

By a lonely harbour wall
She watched the last star falling
As the prison ship sailed out against the sky
For she'll live and hope and pray
For her love in Botany Bay
It's so lonely round the fields of Athenry

[Chorus x 2]

I wish to write an even more miserable Irish ballad than that.

(Oh my, is this about convict transportation to Australia?! :O :O )

Granted... it's miserably bad...SO bad in fact that it actually evokes laughter rather than the sorrow intended!!

I wish to learn Irish! (Oooh, sounds almost like 'i wish' XD)

 

[Faust]

I wish to learn Irish! (Oooh, sounds almost like 'i wish' XD)

Trust me, you don't! For example, how do you think you ought to pronounce 'Siobhan'? Or 'Fionn mac Cumhail'?*
Oh well. Granted anyway. Here, kiss this Blarney Stone. BAM! You now know Irish Gaelic.
And nothing else.

I wish I wasn't addicted to granting people's wishes.

* That's 'SHIV-awn' and "Finn MacCool' incidentally.

 

[Ravofox]

Trust me, you don't! For example, how do you think you ought to pronounce 'Siobhan'? Or 'Fionn mac Cumhail'?*
Oh well. Granted anyway. Here, kiss this Blarney Stone. BAM! You now know Irish Gaelic.
And nothing else.

I wish I wasn't addicted to granting people's wishes.

* That's 'SHIV-awn' and "Finn MacCool' incidentally.

I already know it's pronounced 'Finn Mac-Cool' (I think?) I have no idea about 'Siobhan.' Sean????
(Ah, I didn't notice you wrote the pronunciation, I was right about Fionn, and I wasn't too far off with Siobhan :) )

Ah, to be sure, to be sure!! Thankee! :D :D

Granted, you're now in withdrawal phase and symptoms include taking away people's wishes and giving them to those who didn't ask for them!

I wish the auld triangle
Went jingle jangle
Along the banks
Of the royal canal

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted! But now a hungry feeling comes over you stealing as the mice were squealing in your prison cell!


I wish we had more animals in irish songs :3 they're great, but animals would just make it even better I feel.

 

[Faust]

I wish we had more animals in irish songs :3 they're great, but animals would just make it even better I feel.

Granted! I give you the old Irish classic, Delaney's Donkey!

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I wish for Saint Patrick's Day to be declared a worldwide holiday.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it is no longer green...it is black and white

I wish I could get this song out of my head

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[metatherat]

I wish I could get this song out of my head

Granted, you do. But the song is now in your liver :O

I wish you a speedy recovery :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now I'm a drunken sailor!

I wish I didn't have scurvy

 

[metatherat]

Granted, you didn't. You sure do have scurvy now, though! :P

I wish @Bunny Lvr didn't have scurvy in the future.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now I had it in the past..... Vicious circle

I wish all cookies were soft and chewy

 

[Faust]

Granted! The worldwide definition of the word 'Cookie' is now the British English one, which is specifically a soft and chewy American-style cookie. Anything else that used to be called a cookie in America is now reclassified as a 'Biscuit'. Yay linguistics!

I wish for a slave collar that will make the wearer do my bidding! Mwahahaaa! evil evil
(Note that's specifically MY bidding; don't bother putting it on me because I already do my own bidding!)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

The collar is shipped from wish.com and is programmed in the opposite code so the wearer does everything opposite what you wish

I wish someone would put a collar on me with a leash and take me for long hops in the park on a beautiful summers eve

 

[Faust]

Granted! It’s the collar from my last wish! It works just fine so long as I put ‘don’t’ at the beginning of every command!

I wish for a fully equipped sex dungeon. I think I’m going to need it!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's like a kids playroom with foam bats and a ball pit

I wish for my own ball pit

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but the anthropomorphic foam bats (nice sona idea) dribble foam all over the ball pit, making it even more of a horrible mess than a regular ball pit.

I wish we knew if the foam bat foam is safe to eat :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but we all start to sprout foam horns

I wish we all had horns

 

[Faust]

granted! Time to start an all night Oompah band!

I wish that oompah band would keep it down during the day, us bats are trying to sleep!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but they sleep at night and no there is no music!

I wish we had some music on the pile