NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but just like people who drive with their windows down, blasting loud music: It's never good music.

I wish having taste in music was a more desirable thing than getting super rich!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted. But now we all drive with our windows down and our cars fill with rain

I wish my car was waterproof

 

[Faust]

Granted! But as you established, the windows are down so what that basically means is the water can’t leak out. Your car slowly fills with rain.

I wish for a space hopper that can leap small buildings.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but suddenly all small buildings had a growth spurt due to the constant rain fillng our cars, so there are none to leap

I wish it would stop raining

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted but now temperatures rise to 40°C and everything starts drying out ;w; Wepwawet help us all!

I wish for rain :3

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Enjoy the rain... of sulfuric acid ;P

(What? You didn't specify from which planet the rain should be, so I chose Venus!)

I wish we could have acid blood, like Xenos, and be cool and stuff!

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it turns out that having acid blood is ouchy :3

I wish someone made a Duck Tales MMORPG

 

[Faust]

Someone just announced a Smurfs tabletop RPG so I guess it’s not totally beyond the bounds of believability.

Anyway, granted! But it is nothing like the cartoon…



I wish for this thread to make a strong comeback.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Strong comeback, yeah? Well, now that means this thread is the most visited site on all of the internet, so visited in fact that thanks to the immense density of posters it soon becomes a BLACK HOLE that devours the entire internet. UwU Digital Vore

Anyway, I wish we could see a plot like this in a new Digimon season (yes, I know Tamers exists but shhh)

 

[metatherat]

Granted, we can, but the series ends in a lackluster way after the black hole gets clogged with one of the protagonists' numerous goggles.

I wish cheese was less expensive :I

 

[OtheratheOtter]

granted, but only moldy cheese Is less expensive,

 

[metatherat]

You didn't make a wish :O
floats dejectedly over bat-genie lamp

I wish someone made a wish :3

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <I wish that your wish was wished, and it came to be true as my wish to wish WAS your wish, and thus logic wins again!>

I wish I could make loved ones forget their troubles and just have fun again.

 

[metatherat]

Granted, they can, but they are really surprised when the stuff that caused them to be troubled actually happens :O

I wish the all troubling stuff was easily solved. By space rats!

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But the side effect is that after every issue solved, people slowly become more and more furred anthro skunks; space anthro skunks, even!

I wish for a wish that wished that wishes wished anything without being corrupted

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <the genie nods and flies away free! HIS wish was to be free and that wish was wished by HIM, and he did not corrupt it obviously>

I wish for the world of Zootopia to exist for us all.

 

[metatherat]

It does, but apparently it has a severe problem with organized rodent crime :O

I wish some rodent detectives would show up to solve the crimes :3

 

[Mambi]

It does, but apparently it has a severe problem with organized rodent crime :O

Sooo...just like our world then? <wink>

I wish some rodent detectives would show up to solve the crimes :3

"Rodent detectives"...meaning people who solve the crimes of rodents? Locating them to deal with them to stop the crimes?
That's EXTERMINATORS! Your wish has brought on an apocalypse as thousands of professional EXTERMINATORS descend upon the land!!!

I wish that we could all have fun running from the exterminators together! <purrr>


(bonus bad joke: If an exterminator quits their job, they become "ex-exterminators" but that's a double negative so call 'em terminators instead. <teehee>)

 

[Spilo]

Granted! The exterminators (who turn out to be cute skunks underneath hazmat suits, just like in the Pink Panther show) catch us all however, and force us into adorable -or should I say odourable- skunk rubber suits connected to tanks full of hypnotic skunk musk. Wee, DRONIFICATION

I wish toon powers and physics were real, heheheheh

 

[Faust]

Granted! Sadly, as a skunk, you're typecast as the bad guy and so are constantly having anvils dropped on your head, running into tunnels that turn out to be painted on the walls, or getting injured by faulty products from Acmezon. Life is constant pain without even the hope of the sweet relief of death.

I wish to be the good guy in the cartoon.