NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Mambi]

Granted but it merely means ducks are now walking around with shot guns hunting people.

I wish we all had little heart collars on <3

Granted. We're now wearing collars with actual hearts attached, looped through the primary pulmonary valves. People are...staring.

I wish I had the tastiest pizza ever.

 

[metatherat]

I wish I had the tastiest pizza ever.

Granted. but the TOPPINGS CONTAIN POTASSIUM BENZOATE. THAT'S BAD.
(sorry, some day I will stop making that reference. but it will not be a day when an opportunity to reference it is delivered to me on the Meta-phorical silver platter like that)

I wish I knew if the hearts attached to these collars we are wearing were produced ethically :O

 

[Faust]

I wish I knew if the hearts attached to these collars we are wearing were produced ethically :O

You do know. They were not. You have a sneaking suspicion that one of them might be yours, on account of waking up in a bath of ice cubes with a suspicious ticking noise coming from your chest.

I wish for a mighty hammer of justice!

 

[metatherat]

I wish for a mighty hammer of justice!

Granted, but it comes in a deal pack that also contains the calipers of complacency and you have no idea what to do with those.

I wish I had a mighty hammer of yogurt :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but it's as soft as yogurt and tastes like a hammer!

I wish I potassium benzoate was actually good!

 

[Faust]

I wish I potassium benzoate was actually good!

Granted! It's really good... at irritating the skin, eyes and mucous membranes.

I wish for a proper replacement for Twitter that's not infested with trolls.

 

[Van]

Granted! It's really good... at irritating the skin, eyes and mucous membranes.

I wish for a proper replacement for Twitter that's not infested with trolls.

Granted, its called Zucker, Mark Zuccerberg owns it and it sells your private online information to your friends and family.

I wish Alf was killed by the FBI instead of getting that awful movie.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but getting killed by the FBI turns out to be the end of civilization.

I wish Jessica Rabbit was here

 

[Van]

Granted, but getting killed by the FBI turns out to be the end of civilization.

I wish Jessica Rabbit was here

Granted but she is completely asexual


I wish the grinch was here

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but he's invisible and only elephants can see him

I wish I could have a dress made out of the finest silk

 

[Van]

Granted, but he's invisible and only elephants can see him

I wish I could have a dress made out of the finest silk

Granted but its spider silk, You are now covered in spiders


I wish I wasnt so clumsy

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now you are teleported to every single person that falls down to help them up

I wish I could make a Frappuccino for @Van

 

[Van]

Granted, but now you are teleported to every single person that falls down to help them up

I wish I could make a Frappuccino for @Van

(That was my life as a care worker, Old folk fall a lot)

Granted but it has more lactose than is normally in a frappe and Van is on the toilet for weeks XD


I wish Jar Jar was here

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Me thinks if Jar Jar was here every one would leave

I wish I could have an atv

 

[metatherat]

Granted, but it stands for Anterior Thoracic Vertebrae. You eventually just end up making soup with the things.

I wish the police wouldn't show up to ask @Bunny Lvr any difficult questions about the bone soup.

 

[Van]

Granted, but it stands for Anterior Thoracic Vertebrae. You eventually just end up making soup with the things.

I wish the police wouldn't show up to ask @Bunny Lvr any difficult questions about the bone soup.

Granted but now they question you for providing said ATV


I wish the Pope was not secretly Palpatine

 

[Spilo]

Granted! He's actually secretly Jar Jar Binks, the most powerful Sith of all time!

I wish everyone could throw lightning out of their hands like a Sith

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted, but now every live show, event and special effect is oversaturated with hand lightnings, making them just kind of lame dude (Spilo knew it before it was famous!)

I wish everyone in Star Wars was a furry like Chewbacca

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted but now all they do is have sex alm day

I wish all us furs could meet

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Granted .... ;w; oh, do I have to make it cursed? Alright alright!: but we're all super socially awkward and hardly get a word out!

I wish we were all social butterflies!