The FP-Quiz Show

Can't we do....... Both?
tosses BEET yogurt at the badger
AH HA! Surprise!

Launches beet yogurt back at the bunny

Beet that! Haha!

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"The Badger's Yogurt Stash ^w^ ehm... I mean the Yogurt section of this show! Yaaay!
NOOO! My precious collection of dairy! META!...er...I mean WUFF-WUFF! How else will I get my supply of good stomach bacteria?
 
NOOO! My precious collection of dairy! META!...er...I mean WUFF-WUFF! How else will I get my supply of good stomach bacteria?
9696-4f8090a548dc00c6eb1d40fec5dbe664.png: "Ah ûwû that's not your collection, eheheh~ ehm ... someone else must've nicked it from you dear Contestant; we here would never do something so vile just to cut corners <w<; I bet it was someone else ûû someone very rodenty. Perhaps someone with the last name "the Rat", first name starting with an M. ûwû ....
Outch hey, what's biting my toes D: stop it."



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View attachment 9817: "Ah ûwû that's not your collection, eheheh~ ehm ... someone else must've nicked it from you dear Contestant; we here would never do something so vile just to cut corners <w<; I bet it was someone else ûû someone very rodenty. Perhaps someone with the last name "the Rat", first name starting with an M. ûwû ....
Outch hey, what's biting my toes D: stop it."



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So you didn't leave the hastily scribbled "I O U" note in my fridge then? Look! It's even signed with a doggy paw print!
 
View attachment 9786: "Mr Skunk is spot on and that's all that matters Sparky >o< gaah! Also congratulations contestant Skunk :3 that is some nice trivia you've added too! Well, next question!"
The owl says "hoot". I know this, it was in this book about zoology I read. Or at least there were some animals in the book :3
Did you know that cows go "moo"? It's true! That's a ratditional quiz fact.
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as Cheesy does, I crane my head around the corner and lick him on the nose :3
NOOO! My precious collection of dairy! META!...er...I mean WUFF-WUFF! How else will I get my supply of good stomach bacteria?
Oh, I know this one too! The answer is GOOD STOMACH BACTERIA POTION nodnod :3
View attachment 9817: "Ah ûwû that's not your collection, eheheh~ ehm ... someone else must've nicked it from you dear Contestant; we here would never do something so vile just to cut corners <w<; I bet it was someone else ûû someone very rodenty. Perhaps someone with the last name "the Rat", first name starting with an M. ûwû ....
Outch hey, what's biting my toes D: stop it."



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Menace the rat?! :O
That guy is a real menace :O
He is also a rat.

Oh, we're nibbling toes?!
joins Cheesy in biting Wuff-Wuffs toes
Everyone, join in, eeee! :3

Although, excuse me for a moment.
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"The Badger's Yogurt Stash ^w^ ehm... I mean the Yogurt section of this show! Yaaay!
soon only my butt and tail are visible in one of the yogurt cups. the level of yogurt in the cup is declining rapidly
 
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9696-4f8090a548dc00c6eb1d40fec5dbe664 (1).png: climbs out of a sea of skunks "Well, listen here now Sparky! It's not my fault you saved money by not hiring security uou now we're overrun with Skunks and people are getting yogurt everyhwere!"

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NEXT QUESTION:
In 1992 the game "Ecco the Dolphin" was released on Sega's Megadrive/Genesis device. The name Ecco is a reference. What was it referencing?

A) Earth Coincidence Control Office (The lowest group in a hierarchy of cosmic entities, coined by a scientist who took a lot of LSD)
B) European Confederation of Conservator-Restorers' Organisations (An organisation aimed at safeguiarding cultural heritage)
C) Eurasian Cat Conservation Reservoir (A nature reserve opened to house lynxes)
D) Ethno Crossbeats C-Rock (A very niche and underground subgenre of Chinese music)
 
sits on the upgraded buzzer with a phallus attached
Hehe, trick question there Mr. Gameshow Host! We ALL watched Ghostbusters, and know that ecco is Slimer. So to answer your question, Ecco the Dolphin is a throwback to Slimer off Ghostbusters

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NEXT QUESTION:
In 1992 the game "Ecco the Dolphin" was released on Sega's Megadrive/Genesis device. The name Ecco is a reference. What was it referencing?

A) Earth Coincidence Control Office (The lowest group in a hierarchy of cosmic entities, coined by a scientist who took a lot of LSD)
B) European Confederation of Conservator-Restorers' Organisations (An organisation aimed at safeguiarding cultural heritage)
C) Eurasian Cat Conservation Reservoir (A nature reserve opened to house lynxes)
D) Ethno Crossbeats C-Rock (A very niche and underground subgenre of Chinese music)
slams flipper onto buzzer
trattatrullaa pappararullaa

Uh, only one of those options make up ECCO, the option A. All the rest are ECCR-O, ECCR, and then ECCR ratgain. So, while those are great names for a dolphin sona, it is really super obvious what the correct answer is.

It is C. Because not only does c stand for sea ratgain, but reservoir is a thing where you put water in, and dolphins live in water. It's a double clue, I figured it out with my brain immediately :3

looks at my flipper on the buzzer
You may be wondering why I have a flipper again. Well, that's because I transformed myself into a dolphin to better understand the question.
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gaaasp
 
20240203_153024.jpg "Ehm... you see the acronyms... they ehm.... well they <w< eh~ use the ancient greek alphabet at the end... yes! The "Rho", which we all know looks like an O with a squiggel at the end.... tehe >w> v- very clever contestants! You're all correct..."

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20240203_153024.jpg "I know it's A Sparky >.> d- don't... uhm.. just give them this one and they won't question the glaring mistake in the question >w< also why are we focusing so much on this and not on the fact that one of the Buzzers has a phallus on... oh nevermind >o< next question!"

Next Question:
From which wild bird was the domesticated pigeon bred from?

A) Mourning Dove
B) Rock Dove
C) Collared Dove
D) Turtle Dove


20240415_171001.jpg "runs in and starts splashing water onto the rat-dolphin D: Meta, please, you cannot put yourself into such danger all the time ;w; "
 
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D!

riding the growing phallus I explain my answer

The hawk is bred from the ROCK dove because of their insatiable desire for Rock n Roll

the Sad Flycatcher is bred from the MOURNNG dove because of their melancholy disposition

the cockatoo was bred from the COLLARED dove explaining the large crest on their head

the pigeon was bred from the TURTLE dove because I said so
 
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you turn your head to see me lounging on the Mega CD
Hi :3
Did you forget that the studio was inside your sett? :P
Wait?! When did the studio extend down into my sett? What are you guys doing here? How do I get past the crystal in this game? Why is the soundtrack so good?!

Next Question:
From which wild bird was the domesticated pigeon bred from?

A) Mourning Dove
B) Rock Dove
C) Collared Dove
D) Turtle Dove
Well, to be domestic is to be of the house or home, and what could be better for building a house than rocks? Therefore, the thoughtful breeders of the world would think to build their domesticated pigeon with rock (doves).
 
Next Question:
From which wild bird was the domesticated pigeon bred from?

A) Mourning Dove
B) Rock Dove
C) Collared Dove
D) Turtle Dove
slams flipper on buzzer
hogookakkiik

Ah-ha! Obviously the answer is C. Not because water this time, though. But because the dove is collared, and what happens when you get tamed? That's right, you get a cute collar put on you. So obviously the domesticating apes would pick the dove who has a predisposition for wearing a collar for their domestication thing.

taps rat-dolphin-flipper against rat-dolphin-forehead repeatedly
slapslapslap
Wait?! When did the studio extend down into my sett? What are you guys doing here? How do I get past the crystal in this game? Why is the soundtrack so good?!
The studio has been down here for several pages! Or has the sett been up here in the studio? 🤔
Anyway, my point is-
View attachment 10157 "runs in and starts splashing water onto the rat-dolphin D: Meta, please, you cannot put yourself into such danger all the time ;w; "
water splashes on the Mega CD, shorting it out
oop. maybe I should not flopped my dolphin self onto the Mega CD. No worries, I shall brew a FIX CONSOLE POTION later :3

As for the danger,
gaasp
Dont worry ratbout it, Cheesy! I am fine :3
uh.... I am drying out though. If someone could wheel over an aquarium or something that would be nice :3
 

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