The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

Out come the peppers and ketchup who are now anthros. Looks like the vending machine can do that now mmhm

I insert a really rare animal species to turn into a sona. Something super out of the ordinary!!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a human, super rare around these parts of town nods

I insert an old sock.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Socky, the sock sona. His sona traits are being worn on the paws of big anthros and winding up in birds' nests.

I insert a tragic sona backstory for Socky, with the dead parents and the car accident and the being bullied in high school and the being born in a secret government laboratory.

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get the screenplay to Marvel's newest superhero movie, starring Socky.

I insert more cowbell.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Will Ferrell's stomach.

I insert the jaws of life.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes the Jaws of Hell, the conclusion perhaps?

I insert the tower of babel (this time completed, but don't tell god!)

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Babel the wizard who passes out drunk in his open doorway.

I insert the gardening shed of Babel.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a she shed full of babbling teenaged girls

Inserts a straw

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a stressed out vending machine technician who throws down his toolbox in anger. This was the final straw!

I insert a wafer thin mint.

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a skinny girl scout.

I insert over priced printer ink cartridges.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the most beautiful portrait of @Marius Merganser that I carry with me every day ♥ ♥ ♥

Inserts the angry vending machine technician and his tool box, along with a box of veggie straws from @Lenago pantry

 

[Lenago]

Out i come

What happen? Where am i?!? I was resting on my sofa and the next thing i know, i'm here!! Someone tell me wh- ohh a vending machine!

Inserts a torned ou button from a old jacket

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Lenago in a brand new jacket. Hey, good to see you @Lenago!

I insert a death ray hat

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a waiver, stating that the death ray isn't necessarily the issue insurance companies have with the hat, but the things that happen to those who own it!

I insert the blue ribbon of Lenago's hat (it's very pretty!)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a first place medal from the fair for Best in show

I insert an empty ball point pen

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a very angry letter I wrote to the makers of said ball point pen as to why the damn ink can't be replaced D:< gah so much waaaaaste!

I insert the other office horror: a jammed printer.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(sorry, double post)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the Rock N Roll band Jammin' Ink

I insert a scam letter from the Prince of Persia

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a bunch of anthropologists who are amazed to discover that Bardiya was in the habit of sending scam letters.

I insert all of my worldly possessions so that Bardiya can afford the legal fees to move the assets from his bank account into mine.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! In the end, however, all assets end up belonging to meh!

Yeah, look at these assets I have too! Spanks own butt Mhmmm!

Oh, uhhh, I mean, I wish people appreciated butts more than they do breasts.