The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Faust]

Out comes a DVD entitled "My Little Stud Pony: F***ing is Magical!"

In go DVDs of Adventure Time, Blade Runner and Mary Poppins.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

EDIT: (Eep sorry, wrong page! Please ignore me if I cannot bring together anything funny to give to Faust!)

 

[metatherat]

In go DVDs of Adventure Time, Blade Runner and Mary Poppins.

Out comes the revelation that Mr. Dawes Sr. is a replicant.

EDIT: (Eep sorry, wrong page! Please ignore me if I cannot bring together anything funny to give to Faust!)

I insert a clown costume designed for a bat.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes flying red balls

Inserts a French Kiss

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a Dark kiss

Giggles

I insert my skunk patterned panties

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get me modeling them for you

Inserts a black and white negligee

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out come the skunktastic black and white swim panties which come with a miniature skunk tail on the back.

I insert a Petunia

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a Porky.

I shove Funshine Bear (of Care Bear fame) into the coin slot.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get Fluttershy, of MLP fame

I insert Papa Smurf

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Gargamel, who has used his new SMURF-LOCATOR MK. II to locate Papa Smurf :O

I insert the original character (do not steal) Meta the smurf.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes rat finger guns

I insert the brand new sandcastle

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a sand peasant revolt :O

I insert a sand end to feudalism.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Sally selling seashells by the seashore

I insert Sheik's Six Sick Sheep

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes Sseik shick sick shix


I insert red lorries and yellow lorries.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a red and yellow motorbike

Inserts an empty beer bottle

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive 8 cent (thank you for recycling!)

I insert a full ashtray

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a clowder of anti-smoking kittens:

I insert a SMOKING POTION (it is very unstable).

 

[Yakamaru]

Out comes me. That is on fire. Because where there is smoke, there is fire. Unfortunately it didn't exclude wolves on fire. :<

inserts a can of worms

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get an early bird who is no longer hungry.

I insert a Philly cheesesteak sandwich (without peppers or ketchup).

 

[Spilo]

Out comes, well, nothing... 'cause I ate the Philly cheesesteak sandwich :3

I insert the missing peppers and ketchup Don't ask how I got them