The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Universe]

Inserts a boop

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a hatch day present

Inserts an insane clown

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a man wearing make-up, wondering how magnetism works, however not wanting to hear any scientist's explanation, since those make him very mad.
(Perhaps a bit too niche of a reference?)

I insert the hair of the dog.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes your own muzzle which sneezes and drools until the strand of your hair that went into your mouth gets out.

I insert one of those hotel room signs that says "CLEANING REQUESTED".

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a sign "CLEAN IT YOURSELF"

Inserts a firetruck

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes my uncle Dot the Dalmatian, yay, hello Dot you old bastard! Ehm, I mean pure bred!
sniffs his butt

I insert a petal of one of those flowers you have on your head :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the prettiest flower you have ever seen

Inserts your leash and collar

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out I come begging you to give it back :( I shouldn't be walking around without that, pweaaaase?

I insert a rather cute looking harness.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes me all pretty modeling the harness

inserts a melted ice cream cone

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a colony of ants, rather grateful for your donation.

I insert a painting of the famous Vincent van Dog

 

[Marius Merganser]

Out comes Indiana Jones who informs you, "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

I insert a dollar.

 

[Universe]

Out comes a huge safe

Inserts tripledent gum

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a spaceship with triple dents in the door

inserts a melted ice sculpture

 

[metatherat]

Out come a bunch of city animal pals who start lapping up the water.

I insert a massive organ.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get a Great Choir that's pretty Swell!

I insert a harmonium!

 

[PC Master Race]

I insert a harmonium!

The vending machine taketh, and the vending machine GIVETH !


Now for me to put in.........................................
A peanut

 

[Spilo]

A trunk comes out of the vending machine, and shoots the peanut back at ya! ;P

I insert tartar sauce

 

[PC Master Race]

A trunk comes out of the vending machine, and shoots the peanut back at ya! ;P

Goddamn elephant

I insert tartar sauce

A fish shoots out from the machine and plops at your face !

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Now for my turn...............................
I insert !

Which also spits fire

 

[metatherat]

Out comes your trunk, which the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck gets stuck in.

I insert the "The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?" thread.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes you, who has gone to the hospital because a rat-raisin got stuck up your nose

I insert a rubber needle