But how did you insert the can? You had to be on the other side of the machine to do so :O
You do get half of the the butter stick because it snapped Told you making a stick with butter was a bad idea :P
I insert the concept of sex
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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You do get half of the the butter stick because it snapped Told you making a stick with butter was a bad idea :P
I insert the concept of sex
Out comes a "Skunk Transformation" Potion, big enough to turn the whole world into Skunks!
I insert mine too!
I insert mine too!
Looks like the vending machine got stuck for good long while.
So the machine dispenses ME! Spilo the Skunk... which is also fittingly appropriate to the last post :3
I insert the stench of a skunk, a rat, a dog, a fox, combined
So the machine dispenses ME! Spilo the Skunk... which is also fittingly appropriate to the last post :3
I insert the stench of a skunk, a rat, a dog, a fox, combined
THUNK!
Ooo! Ode du parfum Furrypile!
I insert a bar of lemon soap.
Ooo! Ode du parfum Furrypile!
I insert a bar of lemon soap.
Out comes the realisation that life never did give us lemons!
"A genomic study of the lemon indicated it was a hybrid between bitter orange (sour orange) and citron."
I insert a fluffy pillow
"A genomic study of the lemon indicated it was a hybrid between bitter orange (sour orange) and citron."
I insert a fluffy pillow
Out come happy comfy squeaks as the vending machine bats, including me, snuggle on the comfy pillow :3
I insert a library card
I insert a library card
Out comes a librarian rat suitcase and a librarian rat toolbox :3
I insert a ticket a ticket to a soukous concert
I insert a ticket a ticket to a soukous concert
The vending machine won't stop playing music! Such fantastic, energetic music....
Inserts a jar of fermented chilli peppers.
Inserts a jar of fermented chilli peppers.
Out comes a giant HUGE flame of fire 
, followed by a 'excuse me'
Turns out you shouldn't give a vending machine dwelling skunk a jar of fermented chilli peppers
I insert Pepto Bismol
, followed by a 'excuse me'Turns out you shouldn't give a vending machine dwelling skunk a jar of fermented chilli peppers
I insert Pepto Bismol
Pink! PINK! Pink comes out! Just Pink! Only Pink! Pink pink pink!
I insert vapour rub!
I insert vapour rub!
Out pops an avid videogamer, starving for energy!
Inserts a bag of spicy Doritos
Inserts a bag of spicy Doritos
Out comes a post detailing how Batman: Arkham City is totally woke because Catwoman is playable in it and Catwoman is a female.
I insert a bag of spicy Gaming Doritos. They are the same Doritos, but there is 30% less of them in the bag and the bag now costs 200% more.
I insert a bag of spicy Gaming Doritos. They are the same Doritos, but there is 30% less of them in the bag and the bag now costs 200% more.
Out comes the Rare Old Mountain Dew! The song, about whiskey! And some whiskey for good measure, not to forget a ton of hi dee diddley idle dum
I insert a golden apple :3
I insert a golden apple :3
Out pops a pint of crisp, cool, refreshing golden cider. Cheers!
Inserts spare copy of Batman: Arkham City: Armoured Edition
Inserts spare copy of Batman: Arkham City: Armoured Edition
Out comes a slew of exclusive bat suits. All of the BAT FASHION 
I insert a subscription order for BAT FASHION MAGAZINE
I insert a subscription order for BAT FASHION MAGAZINE
Out comes me, looking dapper.
In goes Meta, in his old unfashionable clothes.
In goes Meta, in his old unfashionable clothes.