The implication was that I live inside the vending machine :O
But how did you insert the can? You had to be on the other side of the machine to do so :O

You do get half of the the butter stick because it snapped Told you making a stick with butter was a bad idea :P

I insert the concept of sex
 
Out comes a skunk wearing a tight fullbody latex skunk suit with whip in hand "Get ready for the spanking of your lifetime!" He says

I insert my hopes and dreams
 
Looks like the vending machine got stuck for good long while.

So the machine dispenses ME! Spilo the Skunk... which is also fittingly appropriate to the last post :3


I insert the stench of a skunk, a rat, a dog, a fox, combined
 
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Out come happy comfy squeaks as the vending machine bats, including me, snuggle on the comfy pillow :3

I insert a library card
 
Out comes a giant HUGE flame of fire 🔥, followed by a 'excuse me'

Turns out you shouldn't give a vending machine dwelling skunk a jar of fermented chilli peppers

I insert Pepto Bismol
 
Out comes a post detailing how Batman: Arkham City is totally woke because Catwoman is playable in it and Catwoman is a female.

I insert a bag of spicy Gaming Doritos. They are the same Doritos, but there is 30% less of them in the bag and the bag now costs 200% more.
 

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