The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an exhausted vending machine custodian

insterts a boomerang

 

[Simo the Skunk]

Out comes an angry kangaroo, with a lump on his head

Inserts $10, in pennies

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes an angry banker with a bump on his head

inserts a big bang

 

[Simo the Skunk]

Out comes the entire universe

inserts a cassette tape of Men At Work

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Men At Work signs

inserts Santa Claus

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out pops some coal because you've been a very naughty bunny!

I insert a hotel room key card.

 

[Faust]

Out comes somebody else's hotel room key card. Guess you're a swinger now!

In goes a 1000ml bottle of chlorine

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes your very own hot tub, with "Tree-Swingers" written on it; deliberatley giving you the chance to claim it's merely a reference to bats when your parents come by for a visit.

I insert an invitational letter for a "Tree-Swingers" party, signed by someone called F. Aust.

 

[Faust]

Out comes an RSVP from a H. Orny-Bunny (I hope...)

In goes the best bacon in the world.

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a skunk, which just ate the BEST bacon in the world, while no one else could even get a taste of it! :P

In goes a full skunk

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a family of skunks!

inserts my RSVP
Your wish is granted @Faust

 

[Faust]

Out comes a tight-fitting latex outfit, a ball gag and a coupon for unlimited top-ups at the chocolate fountain.

In goes a leather bow tie. Got to look my best for @Bunny Lvr!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Faust looking dapper ready to sweep bunny Lvr off her feet

inserts a bottle of lavender perfume
A bunny needs to smell good for such a dapper bat

 

[metatherat]

Out comes @Spilo. (Uh oh!)

I insert an order for 20 gallons of tomato juice (for me to drink).

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes an italian restaurant!
(Great place for dates and drinking tomatoe juice!)

I insert the finest wine from Piemonte

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Piemonty the 8-bit Italian mole. He's very drunk. Mmamma miia! Owowowowowowo.

I insert a 16-bit videogame hero opossum.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes the best game we never had! Why did they never make a 16bit Opossum game ;^;

I insert a map of Bingham!

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a ham filled with tracking cookies.

I insert a map of Duckduckgobrisket.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a ticket for a village festival in which they make a huge bonfire where you can burn your search history of udders :3

I insert a backwards hopping Jingle Jangle

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes elgnaj elgnij

inserts 2 aspirin and a note to call me in the morning