The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a pile of X's with a notice to appear. Evidently these are Class X Fealonies
Inserts a lawyer for @metatherat court date
Inserts a lawyer for @metatherat court date
Out comes Meta's lawyer who goes on a court date with himself, leaving him defenseless. Aww, how romantic!
I insert a condom!
I insert a condom!
Out comes a whole litter of bunnies!
inserts the defective pack of condoms
inserts the defective pack of condoms
You receive a Kinder Egg, which is actually called "Kinder Surprise"!
I insert adoption documents
I insert adoption documents
Out comes your new son, a sullen warthog teenager who insists on wearing a hooded sweater indoors at night. His favorite food is energy drinks and his favorite music is dark math cottagepunk.
I insert a regular, extremely mundane one euro coin.
I insert a regular, extremely mundane one euro coin.
Out comes a letter from Disney, asking to stop production of said vacuum cleaner as they did not anticipate how many people would fancy to put their genitals inside of R2D2 (and subsequently sue the company after said body part got stuck).
I insert a ticket for a world wide cruise on the Disney Dream cruise ship
I insert a ticket for a world wide cruise on the Disney Dream cruise ship
Out comes Mickey Mouse's Pre-Nup.
In goes a signet ring with an engraving of a dragon.
In goes a signet ring with an engraving of a dragon.
(sorry for ruining the R2D2 vacuum cleaner for you Faust :( my mind needs to dwell in more wholesome places!)
Out come St. George, from the dead, looking very suspiciously at you.
I insert a copy of the Dark Magician card
Out come St. George, from the dead, looking very suspiciously at you.
I insert a copy of the Dark Magician card
(hehe, I was just being silly :D - they totally ought to do a licensed R2D2 Roomba though)
Useless fact, St George, patron saint of England, was born, lived and died in Palestine without ever once setting foot here.
The vending machine turns into a frog.
Inserts a handful of flies into the frog.
Out comes an INFESTATION LICENSE which apparently grants access to Lenago's Pantry.
I insert a CD copy of Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday"
I insert a CD copy of Rebecca Black's hit single "Friday"
You get a CD copy of "Saturday in the Park" by Chicago.
I insert a bagel with cream cheese.
I insert a bagel with cream cheese.
Out comes my pointy mouth which takes a huge rat-bite out of the cheesy bagel :3
eee thanks :3
I insert a scavenged empty tin can. I shall use it as a sleeping pod :3
eee thanks :3
I insert a scavenged empty tin can. I shall use it as a sleeping pod :3
Giggles But if you inserted the tin can, then it's eaten by the machine and now you've got no sleeping pod...
You do get a piece of beet, though
I insert myself with a pillow, to sleep in the empty tin can
The implication was that I live inside the vending machine :O
You get squooshed. It's pretty snug in there :3
I insert a stick of butter.