you get sued.
I insert a fanfction story about Steamboat Willy, where things get really steamy
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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I insert a fanfction story about Steamboat Willy, where things get really steamy
You would get sued for defamation, but it's public domain so all you get is an angry letter from Disney telling you to "stop it >:U"
I think I'll insert a copy of Watership Down
I think I'll insert a copy of Watership Down
out comes a traumatized young child (the technician was supposed to rescue him)
inserts a copy of "The Animals of Farthing Wood"
Out comes a bunch of furries with a fox crush. Rawr honey, you're such a bold and brave leader!
I insert a copy of Animal Farm!
I insert a copy of Animal Farm!
Out comes a chicken (I don't freaking know 
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I inserted a sketch I attempted a day ago. At least now I don't have to look at my failure anymore.
)I inserted a sketch I attempted a day ago. At least now I don't have to look at my failure anymore.
out pops all of your primary school's exams you've had a bad mark on, reminding you of all the times you had to tell your parents about them
I insert a strain of Finns incredibly fluffy and cool looking hair :D
I insert a strain of Finns incredibly fluffy and cool looking hair :D
(Awwwww not my exams
and where did you even get my hair..?)You get back a bottle of high-quality dog shampoo!
I insert my old marching band trumpet.
(Ehm owo hides scissors )
You get a trombone signed by Lawrence Brown
I put my crappily self made Ukulele into the machine.
You get a trombone signed by Lawrence Brown
I put my crappily self made Ukulele into the machine.
You get back a coupon for a free ukulele of any choice from the Kala ukulele store!
I put one of my crappy stories in the machine.
I put one of my crappy stories in the machine.
Out comes the feeling of dread regarding societal collapse, crappy perfume ads where no one ever smiles and a coupon for your next purchase of a vacuum cleaner
I put in the cheap vacuum cleaner
I put in the cheap vacuum cleaner
Out comes the newest and insanely powerful vacuum machine ULTRAMAX VACUUM Mk. III, which immediately begins to suck your... Oh nooo... Cut it! Cut it! [REDACTED]
I insert an old piece of metal
I insert an old piece of metal
out comes the vending machine wearing a bridal dress
I insert an amulet
You get a powerful relic that can satisfy your most gruesome wishes… or it can microwave a burrito :D
Oops, I insert a pepperoni Hot Pocket.
Oops, I insert a pepperoni Hot Pocket.
No thing to enter? Fine...
I use the loophole to grab the relic @metatherat just received and keep it to myself
I insert a burrito
I use the loophole to grab the relic @metatherat just received and keep it to myself
I insert a burrito
meh amulet :O
out comes the pawlice, who want to arrest you for amulet theft
I insert a thank-you note for the local pawlice department
Out comes the key to the FurryPile city and a wanted poster with Lenago's face on it
I insert my drivers liscence
I insert my drivers liscence
The pawlice stop arresting me, and immediately jump out from the machine after you, when they realize your driver's licence is expired by 10 whopping years!
Phew! Thanks!
I insert a pen
Phew! Thanks!
I insert a pen