The Vending Machine Mk. II

[metatherat]

I insert a pen

out comes a sketch of your new OC: an anthro squirrel named "Strawberry". He is a projector technician. His favorite music is salsa and his hobby is gardening. He has deer horns and can lactate Coca Cola from his nipples.

I insert a crayon

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

out comes a childlike drawing of a rat with the sentence "Four mai favouwite rowdent - Dwagon teh babei furr"

I insert MS Paint

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get out PMS pillls

I put in 6.28 inches of snow

 

[Marius Merganser]

You get a Frosty the Snowman plushie.

I insert an America Online CD.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a fax machine

I insert an 8 track tape

 

[Marius Merganser]

You receive 8 rolls of duct tape.

I insert a ghost pepper.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive Ghost Salt

I put in a cute scarecrow

 

[Marius Merganser]

You receive a mildly frightened crow.

I insert a Uranium-238 space modulator.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get a recording saying "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom"

I put a KABOOM in the machine

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive the single "Shima Uta" by THE BOOM on vynil

I'll insert a bag of flour

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive a bag of rice, a pack of chicken, and and Instant Pot

I insert a Milk Bone

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

I jump out at you
Goodies! ^w^

I insert a wish bone

 

[Marius Merganser]

You receive Jimmy Buffet's lost shaker of salt.

I insert the Death Star plans.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get @Lenago hat death space station

I insert 3 teeth and toenails

 

[Lenago]

You get @Lenago hat death space station

I insert 3 teeth and toenails

Beg your pardon?
I insert 1 hat pudim

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You were a prize in the vending machine!

 

[metatherat]

nothing was inserted, so the vending machine just stands there. 'have I no purpose in this universe', it thinks sadly

I insert my VERMIN LICENSE

 

[Spilo]

You get a huge SPANK on the butt, since VERMIN LICENSE allows any fur and machine to legally spank a rat whenever they see fit :P

I insert a RAM stick

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You receive a ring of janitor keys that will open doors to more doors needing more keys to open even more doors

I insert a ring of keys

 

[metatherat]

I insert a ring of keys

out comes the vending machine in a bridal dress with a bunch of locks on it
these gothic clothing trends are getting weird with the steampunk influences

I insert @Lenago's credit card