Okay, but now we have to spend all of our energy on social nectar, and have little time to socialize :O
I wish we were all social rats instead :3
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I wish we were all social rats instead :3
Granted! But now we don't live very long.
I wish we all communicated with scents instead of words :P
I wish we all communicated with scents instead of words :P
Granted, but now libraries and bookstores are really stinky, and it's hard to read the scents in there :O
I wish there was some way to make sense of this SKUNK-RAT-SKUNK DICTIONARY that has sat on a bookstore shelf for several months :O
Granted! To make sense of it, all you have to do is understand that it's garbage. Now it makes complete sense that you just accidentally told that skunk to 'gyrate on a watermelon' when you meant 'pass the salt'.
I wish for my own private island in the Caribbean.
Granted, but the rum is gone!!! Why is the rum gone? Because it had been stolen!
I wish I could walk through walls and other materials.
Granted, but you are now squooshed into a dot in the middle of the planet's core. And it's really hot down there, and you didn't bring a fan.
I wish that I had some black liquorice-flavored yogurt :3
{ NoClip = ON }. Granted, but that includes the floor. Enjoy your stroll to the centre of the Earth!
[EDIT] Great minds think alike!
Granted. But the milk is not cow's milk.
I wish I could get back out the centre of the earth
You do, but doing so requires you to take a very long escalator ride. Also everyone gets a side order of MAGMAI wish I could get back out the centre of the earth
I wish I knew what animal's milk was used for this yogurt :O
Granted, it is! Like it always was. For pity's sake do not actually eat it though :O
I wish I knew which anthro vegetable's milk was used for this yogurt :O
Granted, a wolf in a wheelchair.
I wish I never ate the magma and got stuck in a wheelchair.
Granted, but instead you ate the back door to the zoo and got stuck in a wolf exhibit.
I wish that the WOLF CHOW they feed to @Koa the Wolf in the wolf exhibit was very tasty :3
Oh come on, surely you KNEW I was going to do this!
Kicks @metatherat into the wolf exhibit
Chow time, boys!
I wish for a ringside seat
Granted, you get one, but the seat falls into the wolf enclosure. Also your wings get glued in place so you can't fly out (there was a glue vat in the enclosure because one of the wolves is into miniatures).
I wish these wolves that are licking me had less of a halitosis
Granted, but you now cannot smell anything.
I wish there were leprauchuns here
I wish there were leprauchuns here
Granted.... aand now everyone has leprosy, great job :P
I wish I had more CURE DISEASE POTIONs
Granted, but you cannot find it and everyone gets leprosy
I wish my skin would stop falling off
I wish my skin would stop falling off
Granted, but it starts forming leprosy clouds clumping just below the stratosphere.
I wish this won't cause famine.