The Vending Machine Mk. II

[PC Master Race]

Out comes a BEETHOVEN VIRUS (don't ask how)

Now for me to insert in a mix of cola and pepsi...

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You receive the Military Exploit Order for venturing places and trying things (such as the mix of cola and pepsi) no one has ever dared to.


I insert a plastic toy officer badge.

 

[metatherat]

Now for me to insert in a mix of cola and pepsi...

Out comes a can of FIRST CHOICE COLA

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I insert a plastic toy officer badge.

....and an officer who arrests the plastic toys, for plastic toy crimes. While drinking FIRST CHOICE COLA.

I put in an empty can of FIRST CHOICE COLA. (a janitor has drunk it, because he was thirsty. For FIRST CHOICE COLA.)

 

[PC Master Race]

I put in an empty can of FIRST CHOICE COLA. (a janitor has drunk it, because he was thirsty. For FIRST CHOICE COLA.)

the vending machine does not accept empty offerings from a rat ! it shoots the can back out, with a note on the can that reads "mouse only"

now let's see what happens if I shove in a box of rat-favorite yogurt.......................

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a group of rats. They don't care for instructions, being proud vermin

I insert myself. I was not going to before, but now that I know that the vending machine is mouse only, I am going to enter it immediately! >:3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford, and Joey Bishop. (for those who may not know, they were the original 4 members of the rat pack)

I insert a white carnation

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a white tarnation.

I insert a cyan damnation.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a mono chrome palate

inserts a color wheel

 

[PC Master Race]

And out comes-

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Now to insert a box of chocolate...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes Forrest Gump imparting wisdom from Mama

inserts Lt. Dan

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a medical discharge for Lt. Dan, as his leg got mangled in the vending machine. :O

I insert a prosthetic digitigrade leg.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the opposite prosthetic digitigrade leg.

inserts a navel ring

 

[metatherat]

Out comes your bellybutton in a wedding gown :P

I insert a ring of dexterity.

 

[PC Master Race]

Out comes the same ring with a CAT logo on it...

Now to put in an expired potion license !

 

[Spilo]

You get an UN-EXPIRE POTION LICENSE POTION

I insert a proton to see what happens

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes The Pointer Sisters doing the Nutron Dance

inserts The Temptations

 

[metatherat]

Out comes the vending machine, that now has very little impulse control.

I insert an unusually ordinary dime.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

You get Liberty and some Trust you can place into God

I insert a cooling fan

 

[metatherat]

You get a refrigerated geisha.

I insert a vintage postcard from the 1940s, depicting a long-since demolished summer resort.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You get 2 expired plane tickets and 2 passes to said resort

I wish I could have some FRO YO