The Vending Machine Mk. II
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You receive a put out and an output.
I insert a gay pride flag :3
I insert a gay pride flag :3
You receive a frozen yoyo.
I insert one of Frodo's toe nails.
I insert one of Frodo's toe nails.
Out comes a foot with a sign "Clip Please"
inserts a sunburn
inserts a sunburn
Out comes a messy blob of lotion. Thank you for using the health care vending machine, your bill is $5000.
I wish "medical service bill" meant the magically healing bill of someone's bird sona.
I wish "medical service bill" meant the magically healing bill of someone's bird sona.
Watches the Vending Machine Mk II waiting for an input
Out comes a corrupted wish genie apologizing for being in the wrong thread
Inserts a map back to the Corrupted Wish Thread
Out comes a corrupted wish genie apologizing for being in the wrong thread
Inserts a map back to the Corrupted Wish Thread
Out comes a stereotypical pulpy 18th century explorer who is all "Oaooh, the fabled Corrupted Wish, finally it shall be mine", who rushes off sweating with avarice.
I insert the butt of the fursona above me :P
I insert the butt of the fursona above me :P
Out hops the most adorable cottontail to which you can never stop petting and staring
Inserts a nice long rat tail
Inserts a nice long rat tail
Out comes a note book the size of "Les Miserables", filled with poems about rat tails written by a mouse.
I insert a bottle of ice tea.
I insert a bottle of ice tea.
*out comes a request to add sugar and lemon
inserts an old mattress
inserts an old mattress
Out comes the same mattress which now has a sultry rat prostitute on it. She's making the "paint me like one of your french rats" pose.
I insert a advertisement for the local rodent cabaret.
I insert a advertisement for the local rodent cabaret.
Out comes advertisment for the actual local cabaret, which is actually full of mattresses with sultry skunks doing the "Paint me like one of your french skunks, mon amour"
Dunno in what mind the phrase was about rats, it has always been about sexy smelly french skunks :P
I insert a pic from the local skunk cabaret... That was, an experience huff! I mean :3
Dunno in what mind the phrase was about rats, it has always been about sexy smelly french skunks :P
I insert a pic from the local skunk cabaret... That was, an experience huff! I mean :3
Out comes a local cat who is for some reason painted to resemble a skunk.
I insert a postcard with a sultry anthro fish lying on a duvet with the text "Fish you were here".
I insert a postcard with a sultry anthro fish lying on a duvet with the text "Fish you were here".
Out comes a cat with buldging muscles, radiating the strength of a thousand horses with each twitch as he flexes them.
His name is Fluffy :3
I insert apple cider.
His name is Fluffy :3
I insert apple cider.
Out come a bunch of festive hamsters :3
I insert some hamster-made fur-niture :3
I insert some hamster-made fur-niture :3
Out comes a newlywed couple shopping for hamster-made fur-niture but doesn't get any because it was shoved in the Vending Machine Mk II
inserts a ball of fire
inserts a ball of fire
Out comes a pianist who married his underaged cousin.
I insert a stack that was hit by lighting and is now smoking.
I insert a stack that was hit by lighting and is now smoking.
Out comes a warning from the sturgeon, I mean, the surgeon general.
I insert a anti-smoking ad, featuring the sturgeon general, who is depicted poking a trident at an anthropomorphic cigarette.
I insert a anti-smoking ad, featuring the sturgeon general, who is depicted poking a trident at an anthropomorphic cigarette.