Out comes Rodrigo Duerte with a nation wide cigarette ban, oh and a war on drugs that causes a lot of innocent people to lose their lives.
I insert RONALD REAGAN!
I insert RONALD REAGAN!
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a severe budget deficit :O
I insert my tax euro (it was the only one I had, being a feral rodent).
I insert my tax euro (it was the only one I had, being a feral rodent).
Out comes a smoked fillet on a bed of rice with a lemon wedge and a sign saying "smoking kills*
inserts fine China take out containers
inserts fine China take out containers
Out comes the finest of asian cuisine, fresh noodles and sauted vegetables in the most aromic sauce blend you ever smelled! Incredible...and rather remarkable for a simple vending machine? Peeking inside through an air vent, you see a tiny asian rat family in a miniturized kitchen cooking happily in their hidden space, as tubes send their work to the machine's front for enjoyment from others...
I insert a chopstick for them to use...
I insert a chopstick for them to use...
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No! We need food for a party and there is no food in @Lenago pantry
Out comes a letter from Jean Paul Stinktier asking to work with you!
I insert a brochure for Cowin Klein's newest bovine fashion clothes
Out comes a line of bovines slinking down the runway giving you a fashion show
inserts a dusty trail
Out comes a postcard from Bonanza City
I insert an idea, written on a piece of paper, for a TV series in which a bunch of baby-furs have to fend for themselves in an abandoned western town
I insert an idea, written on a piece of paper, for a TV series in which a bunch of baby-furs have to fend for themselves in an abandoned western town
Out comes an intrigued rat alchemist :3
I insert some really weird and disjointed AI-generated fanfiction based on the proposed premise.
I insert some really weird and disjointed AI-generated fanfiction based on the proposed premise.
Out comes a sign reading SNAKE ICE SHOW SOLD OUT
Inserts a cartwheeling summersaulting snake on a unicycle singing happy birthday
Inserts a cartwheeling summersaulting snake on a unicycle singing happy birthday
Out comes a very collectable Snakefinger album, on colored vinyl
Inserts a parsimonious puma
Inserts a parsimonious puma
Unfortunately, everyone working at the product line was a rat, and they were so lazy that nothing came out of the machine!
Fortunately, you get the newest line of soda SKUNK COLA that makes you fart like a skunk!!
SKUNK COLA ("Fart like a skunk!")
I insert a can of SKUNK COLA
Fortunately, you get the newest line of soda SKUNK COLA that makes you fart like a skunk!!
SKUNK COLA ("Fart like a skunk!")
I insert a can of SKUNK COLA