The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Faust]

Out comes a can of rival foul-smelling drink brand, Poopsi

I insert a pair of ear pods

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a swarm of freshly-hatched ears.

I insert a high-frequency sound generator, designed to keep swarms of ears away.

 

[Mambi]

<the glass on the machine suddenly shatters, spilling everything out as a maintenance worker just winces and sighs heavily>

I insert another vending machine...

 

[Faust]

Out comes Benoit Mandelbröt, giving you a big thumbs-up.

In goes a roll of electrical wire.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @metatherat and his horde eating the roll

inserts a sailboat

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a mischief of pis

inserts a cowboat, straight outta the waeild west

 

[Faust]

Out come some extremely racist representations of Red Engines.

In goes this blob of... something that I found under the couch. (I think it might be moving...)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes 4 guys with proton packs singing

inserts dog ears and a duck tail

 

[Faust]

Out comes 4 guys with proton packs singing

Ghostbusters: the Musical! I'd buy that for a dollar!

Out come new seasons of 'Duck Tales' and 'Goof Troop'.

In goes... er... the musical version of Robocop: Oboe Cop!

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a robot programmed to play with his flute all day...for JUSTICE!!!

I insert a tape cassette, straight out of the late 80's...the Robocop soundtrack! (fur real I actually owned that as a kid!)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a head banging teen @Mambi

inserts a mullet

 

[unknownaspect]

Out comes a fine from the fashion police for an outdated haircut.

Inserts an old arcade ticket

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes old, Grey, wrinkled pax man

inserts a vintage dildo

 

[Faust]

Out comes an ancient Roman dildo. (They really had those. They were made of stone! Yikes!)

Inserts a dildo warmer

 

[Bunny Lvr]

out comes moans..... The bunny inside is enjoying its warmth

inserts The alphabet