Out comes a can of rival foul-smelling drink brand, Poopsi
I insert a pair of ear pods
I insert a pair of ear pods
The Vending Machine Mk. II
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Out comes a swarm of freshly-hatched ears.
I insert a high-frequency sound generator, designed to keep swarms of ears away.
I insert a high-frequency sound generator, designed to keep swarms of ears away.
<the glass on the machine suddenly shatters, spilling everything out as a maintenance worker just winces and sighs heavily>
I insert another vending machine...
I insert another vending machine...
Out comes Benoit Mandelbröt, giving you a big thumbs-up.
In goes a roll of electrical wire.
In goes a roll of electrical wire.
Out comes a mischief of pi
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inserts a cowboat, straight outta the waeild west
sinserts a cowboat, straight outta the waeild west
Out come some extremely racist representations of Red Engines.
In goes this blob of... something that I found under the couch. (I think it might be moving...)
In goes this blob of... something that I found under the couch. (I think it might be moving...)
Out comes 4 guys with proton packs singing
inserts dog ears and a duck tail
inserts dog ears and a duck tail
Ghostbusters: the Musical! I'd buy that for a dollar!
Out come new seasons of 'Duck Tales' and 'Goof Troop'.
In goes... er... the musical version of Robocop: Oboe Cop!
Out comes a robot programmed to play with his flute all day...for JUSTICE!!!
I insert a tape cassette, straight out of the late 80's...the Robocop soundtrack! (fur real I actually owned that as a kid!)
I insert a tape cassette, straight out of the late 80's...the Robocop soundtrack! (fur real I actually owned that as a kid!)
Out comes a fine from the fashion police for an outdated haircut.
Inserts an old arcade ticket
Inserts an old arcade ticket
Out comes old, Grey, wrinkled pax man
inserts a vintage dildo
inserts a vintage dildo
Out comes an ancient Roman dildo. (They really had those. They were made of stone! Yikes!)
Inserts a dildo warmer
Inserts a dildo warmer
Out pops a link to... ABC of Animals
I insert a live ferret against it's will...hence my missing fur, blood, and the screaming and thrashing...look, just stop asking silly questions and get a towel already!!
I insert a live ferret against it's will...hence my missing fur, blood, and the screaming and thrashing...look, just stop asking silly questions and get a towel already!!
Out comes all the animals inside the machine getting away from the ferrit
insterts a rain cloud
insterts a rain cloud
You get a fart cloud
Oops, the skunk had too many beans last night
I insert a bottle of chloroform
Oops, the skunk had too many beans last night
I insert a bottle of chloroform
Out comes an unconscious little gnome who was hiding in the fake vending machine. It was a scam :O
I insert a note instructing the vending machine to be moved into a dungeon.
I insert a note instructing the vending machine to be moved into a dungeon.
Out comes Maulie and Cleveland from The Dungeon Flippers.
(Go watch the pilot on youtube!)
I insert the Triforce of Power.
(Go watch the pilot on youtube!)
I insert the Triforce of Power.