The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Mambi]

Out comes one of the Wanderers, who proceeds to drain all your emotions for substance. Psyche (Character) - Comic Vine


I insert a hotel check-in slip covered in glitter and loose fur.

 

[Faust]

Out comes your delegate pass for AnthroCon.

In goes a bunch of leather belts and paper clips

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a firefly glowing red all in love

inserts a used coffee cup

 

[metatherat]

Out comes some used coffee (eww!)

I insert a sign that says "NO PUBLIC URINATION (without vermin license)"

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes multiple fire hydrants

inserts an old dusty vial

 

[Faust]

Out comes the Fountain of Codger. It’s like the Fountain of Youth except it makes you old. For some reason nobody ever goes searching for it.

In goes the long rubber wibbly bit off a Cybertruck windscreen wiper.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes 2 tin cans connected by a string

inserts an empty coffee cup

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a technician to fix the Cybertruck after the coffee that used to be in the cup got on the touchscreen and the car became inoperable.

I insert some ridiculously short lumber.

 

[Faust]

Out comes a technician to fix the Cybertruck after the coffee that used to be in the cup got on the touchscreen and the car became inoperable.

They have an entire section of the complaints department just for this specific issue. I think it’s because they forgot to put in a cup holder.

I insert some ridiculously short lumber.

Out comes a disappointed porn star.

In goes a Chinese sail boat.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes everyone's junk. (it's our communal junk, the junk belongs to us all. it is the people's junk)

I insert solidarity among the animal people.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes the world's largest ball of animal

inserts the world's largest ball of twine

 

[Mambi]

Out comes the finest rope, suitable for tying up horny bunnies.

I insert the softest silicone base material for "shaping"...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a brand new house for @Lenago complete with an oversized pantry

inserts @Lenago old house

 

[Lenago]

Out comes a brand new house for @Lenago complete with an oversized pantry

inserts @Lenago old house

* comes back to see my brand new house....that's the size of a cola can instead of my old house*
.......
................
....... i need a drink...* inserts a old clothes button *

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a full sized death ray hat house but in @Lenago least favorite color

inserts a color palette

 

[Mambi]

inserts a color palette

Out comes a rainbow, glistening and bright with a pot of gold and pissed off Leprechaun at the end.

I insert one of his precious coins of gold.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

OUT COMES A FURRY CHEWING IT MIMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT THE WIN

INSERTS A BROKEN KEYBOARD

 

[Simo the Skunk]

Out comes the band Kratwerk, as zombies

Inserts a moldy Taco Bell burrito

 

[metatherat]

Inserts a moldy Taco Bell burrito

Out comes a mischief of grateful and nourished street rats.

I insert an AI-generated fursona from thisfursonadoesnotexist:

 

[Spilo]

Out comes a mischief of really sick and malnourished street rats after eating a bad burrito, now even more sick to their stomachs after seeing such an AI-generated abomination

I insert whale puke, they say it's a very valuable substance! :D