The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a WW2 helmet

inserts a storage unit

 

[metatherat]

Out me, who is now living in the vending machine's storage unit. "Storage", can there be a morerer beautifuler word to a rat? Perhaps "yogurtopia" :3

I insert a sign that says "META'S HOUSE"

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes a truckload of empty containers

inserts a mud pie

 

[Ravofox]

Out comes pinkie pie!!

Inserts whatever's making these holes in my garden (probably spiders, #Straya )

 

[Spilo]

Out comes... your home address. Because geotracking has gotten so good, and the secret ant society living in your backyard wants to exert vengeance on you for exposing their secret hole entrances to the rest of the secret enemy ant societies around the world. Essentially, ant business

I insert a Tanuki leaf

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a new sports drink: Tanuki Sweat. Taste the tanuki!

I insert an old shopping bill.